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The yellow felon…

May 13, 2011

“OK, so the security cameras have a blind spot in the left hand corner by the door. And there’s a window of six seconds when the security guard can’t help admiring his own reflection as he walks past the window. That should give you more than enough time.”

“But why does it have to be me? Why can’t you do it?”

“Because you’re all floaty in yellow. Everyone knows that felons don’t wear yellow. Felons are generally sultry redheads in black wiggle dresses. Like me.”

“It seems like a lot of trouble, though, just for a napkin…”

“Not just any napkin. As it says on the list- one monogrammed napkin from the Ritz Carlton hotel. You’d better hurry up. There’s a lot of other items we need to get.”

“You know, I’ve just realised something.”

“Mmm? What’s that?”

“I really, really, really hate scavenger hunts.”

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